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JimmyKitty
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I thought the K-man was on a diet?
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ramonapeach
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| JimmyKitty wrote: | | I thought the K-man was on a diet? |
Well then??? he should clearly be on the fruit pancake side... Seems pretty easy to me..
C'mon Robert.. weigh in.. (get it? get it? ah never mind!)  |
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elmadman
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| JimmyKitty wrote: | And now for the long awaited declaration of Jimmykitty's favored pancake status.
This was a hard decision for me. As creator of Bomb Queen I have to admit the public might have a bit of a preconceived notion of which way I might lean. I mean... HOW can a guy who draws girls raped with mop handles, children slaughtered and served in restaurants, adults gassed concentration camp style by the trainloads -- and despite all that (and more) still like pancakes rolled up with fruit?
It boggles the mind.
Obviously, Bomb Queen herself would never indulge in such trifle dishes. Her stacks would be hot off the skillet with only butter and syrup.... thus, EVERY bite would be a moment of titillating perfection. She'd make sure the sticky sweet syrup erupts in liquid streams from the elongated bottle (gripped firmly by the shaft) across her large soft and fluffy tender rounds. She'd delight in sucking the joyous nectar off the tip of each digit as she dips deeply into the steamy moist folds of the buttery cakes and slides her buttered knife across the sensitive layer of the cake.... back and forth... back and forth... just before skillfully penetrating the stack with deliberate force while taking pleasure in the dismemberment; dividing into halves, then quarters.
However... there is a softer side to me...
As seen in the character Dee Rail, or my all-ages work -- which promotes a clean and healthy good-girl image clearly suggesting fruity fun in the bun for everyone on the run under the sun with fruit rolled up in one. I am not a one-trick pony. I wear many hats. A Jack of all trades... and master of none. Without doubt I wouldn't hold to just one style, one flavor, one routine. Nay, I would be like Jack dancing lightly from flower to flower in a meadow of bliss. Fruit rolled up in pancakes like pigs in a blanket would surely make me swoon -- especially bathed in the glory of assorted flavored syrups. It brings the Zima out in me.
But wait!! I hear what you're saying. What you whisper behind my back.
You think I'm... dare I say it.... 'waffling' on the subject. I've talked fondly in favor of non-fruit and fruit-filled pancakes. You think I'm obfuscating a direct position like some weird undecided swing voter in a battleground thread. Well, I can assure you that is not the case. I have made up my mind. I know which way my piss blows in the wind.
With that, let me announce my true and final decision.
I, Jimmie Robinson, do solemnly swear upon my heart and soul to endorse that pancakes are best when they are....
....uhm.... when they are....
Hmmm... in all this crazy posting I seem to have forgotten my stance on pancakes.
Oh well... |
You sounded like that old Frosted Mini Wheat commercial, "my adult side likes the wheat side but my kid side loves the frosted side.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nO2-zmdTM (picture Jimmy as a big buff black dude who makes comics and is a bodybuilder)  but you also sounded like one of those ppl G.W Bush called a flip flopper. Oh and if you did get in trouble for posting in the forum by Kirkman, just flip the script on him and say, "HEY! What were you doin reading the boards anyway, dont you got some Image United stuff you need to write? Mr Singings in the shower @ 7 am with KY...." |
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Spy_Number_5
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| JimmyKitty wrote: | | I thought the K-man was on a diet? |
He looked pretty trim last night. May be he is allowed pancakes now.
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Monoxide
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| ramonapeach wrote: | | JimmyKitty wrote: | And now for the long awaited declaration of Jimmykitty's favored pancake status.
However... there is a softer side to me...
As seen in the character Dee Rail, or my all-ages work -- which promotes a clean and healthy good-girl image clearly suggesting fruity fun in the bun for everyone on the run under the sun with fruit rolled up in one. I am not a one-trick pony. I wear many hats. A Jack of all trades... and master of none. Without doubt I wouldn't hold to just one style, one flavor, one routine. Nay, I would be like Jack dancing lightly from flower to flower in a meadow of bliss. Fruit rolled up in pancakes like pigs in a blanket would surely make me swoon -- especially bathed in the glory of assorted flavored syrups. It brings the Zima out in me.
But wait!! I hear what you're saying. What you whisper behind my back.
You think I'm... dare I say it.... 'waffling' on the subject. I've talked fondly in favor of non-fruit and fruit-filled pancakes. You think I'm obfuscating a direct position like some weird undecided swing voter in a battleground thread. Well, I can assure you that is not the case. I have made up my mind. I know which way my piss blows in the wind.
With that, let me announce my true and final decision.
I, Jimmie Robinson, do solemnly swear upon my heart and soul to endorse that pancakes are best when they are....
....uhm.... when they are....
Hmmm... in all this crazy posting I seem to have forgotten my stance on pancakes.
Oh well... |
We got him Spy.. We got him .. Where you at Mono???, where's your big bad Mrs. Butterworth now??  oh yeah.. |
Don't you worry about her, she will get you soon enough. She is my modern day Splinter Cell for my pancake army. |
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radiohedge
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elmadman
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WTF?????
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Spy_Number_5
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Cosigned and Amplified. WTF?????
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radiohedge
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
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Monoxide
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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| radiohedge wrote: | | Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
You sure its not a love for butter slathered asses???????? |
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emeraldknyght
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It looks like a horses ass with a beret on it. 
It's art!!!the children ! cover their eyes! Won't somebody think of the children!!! If that's a horse, where's the tail? What do you mean it's not a horse!?! |
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radiohedge
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Monoxide wrote: | | radiohedge wrote: | | Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
You sure its not a love for butter slathered asses???????? |
Can't a man have a passion for both? |
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Spy_Number_5
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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| radiohedge wrote: | | Monoxide wrote: | | radiohedge wrote: | | Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
You sure its not a love for butter slathered asses???????? |
Can't a man have a passion for both? |
My head just blew a frickin circiut.
Radiohedge you have offically out weirded me.
I can't tell if that is a good thing or not.
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ramonapeach
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| radiohedge wrote: | | Monoxide wrote: | | radiohedge wrote: | | Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
You sure its not a love for butter slathered asses???????? |
Can't a man have a passion for both? |
You are frickin awesome! |
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radiohedge
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| ramonapeach wrote: | | radiohedge wrote: | | Monoxide wrote: | | radiohedge wrote: | | Spy_Number_5 wrote: |
Cosigned and Amplified. WTF????? |
I thought this was a pancake appriciation thread. I guess I'll just take my love for pancakes elsewhere. |
You sure its not a love for butter slathered asses???????? |
Can't a man have a passion for both? |
You are frickin awesome! |
DON'T THANK ME, THANK PANCAKEMAN!!!
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