By Jimmie Robinson (Bomb Queen)
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call up Simon to see how she's doin'
Hello?
What up, Kris?
Yo Valentino! What's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm Thinkin'?
Shadowline!
Man it's happenin'!
But first my hunger pains
Are stickin' like duct tape!
Let's hit up Image forums for
That Bomb Queen cheesecake!
No doubt those comics got all the mad drawings!
I love those Image comics like McAdams loves Gosselings
2! No, 6! No, 12!
RUNES OF RAGNAN!
I told you that I'm crazy for those Image comics, cousin!
Yo, where's the convention playin'?
Upper west side, dude!
Well let's hit up Yahoo maps to find the dopest route!
I prefer MapQuest.
That's a good one, too.
Google maps is the best!
True dat.
DOUBLE TRUE!
68th and Broadway!
Step on it sucka!
Whatchu wanna do Kris?
IMAGE ATTACK
Mother Fucker!
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Yes, the Comic-WHAT? Fans of Mania
We love the Comic-WHAT? Fans of Mania
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Yo! Stop at the store
Convention's over-priced
You got the backpack, Kris?
Gonna pack it up NICE!
Don't want security to get suspicious
Intimidators + Bomb Queen = CRAZY DELICIOUS!
Reach in my pocket pull out some dough
Girl acted like she never saw a 10 befo'
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the comics in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Roll up to the convention
Badge buyin' what we're handlin'
You can call us Aaron Burr
From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons
Now parked in our seats
Comic trivia's the best yo'
What Shadowline writer
Did work with Valentino?
We answered so fast
It was scary!
Everyone stared in awe
While we screamed
-SCOTT WHERLE!
Now go in the convention
Or it's gonna get tragic
We're about to get taken
To a dream world of magic!
The Comic -WHAT? Fans of Mania
Yes, the Comic-WHAT? Fans of Mania
We love the Comic-WHAT? Fans of Mania
Pass that Comic-WHAT? Fans of Mania